Was stirred awake and the first thing the hubby said to me was, “I’ve got a joke for you.”
In my heart I was like wtf it’s 8 in the morning and you already have a joke; did you sleep or not?!
Him: “Do you know why you always get blue-black (bruises)?”
Me: “Mhmm… why?”
Him: “Cos after marrying me you’re Ong Qin (orh-ceh)” *burst out in uncontrollable laughter*